愚人節(jié)幽默搞笑祝福語

　　After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?

　　飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺!八戒：記住了嗎?

　　Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?

　　今天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實在是可愛極了，

愚人節(jié)幽默搞笑祝福語

　　My love, you take my breath away.

　　What have you stepped in to smell this way?

　　愛人啊，你簡直讓我窒息，

　　你在哪沾上的一身臭氣?

　　I want to feel your sweet embrace;

　　But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

　　我渴望你溫柔的擁抱，

　　但別把你臉上的面具摘掉。

　　I thought that I could love no other

　　–that is until I met your brother.

　　曾以為一生只愛你一個，

　　直到遇見你的二表哥。

　　Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?!

　　因為你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現(xiàn)在的我想說的是……我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!”

　　Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

　　磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強(qiáng)，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點，所以……拍你用它最合適!

　　Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!

　　心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂!

　　I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

　　Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

　　我愛你的明眸，你的臉龐，你的微笑，

　　媽的，我真是說謊不打草稿!

　　I see your face when I am dreaming.

　　That’s why I always wake up screaming.

　　你的容顏依稀入夢境，

　　于是我在尖叫中驚醒，

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　　Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

　　This describes everything you are not.

　　善良、聰慧、多情而性感，

　　可惜這些你一條都不占。

　　Notice: AprilFool's Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!

　　通告：愚人節(jié)來臨，4月1 日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人!

　　Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!

　　沙僧說：我有16變!八戒說：我有32變!悟空說：我有72變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機(jī)看短信呢!愚人節(jié)快樂!

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