趣味英語小笑話

　　下面是關于父親的趣味英語笑話兩則，看看吧!

　　One

　　Poor Preacher

　　窮困潦倒的傳教士

　　After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

　　禮拜后男孩問牧師：“我長大后會給你一些錢。”

　　"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"

　　“好啊，謝謝你。”牧師回答道：“不過為什么?”

　　"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

　　“因為我爸爸說你是我們見過的最窮的傳教士之一。”

　　Two

　　Setting the Table

　　擺桌子

　　Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when guests were due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing.

　　小蘇珊是媽媽的好幫手。她在有客人來家里就餐時幫忙擺桌子。現在一切準備就緒，客人走進，所有人都坐好了。媽媽突然發現缺了什么。

　　"Susan," she said, "You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smith's place."

　　“蘇珊。”她說道：“你忘了在史密斯先生那里放刀叉了。”

　　"I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susan.

　　“我以為他不需要那些。”蘇珊解釋道。

　　"Daddy says he always eats like a horse!"

　　“爸爸說他總是吃得像馬一樣!”

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